Who We Are

Witwear is the clothing brand for people who speak fluent sarcasm. Founded in 2025 and run out of Portugal (but shipping from the U.S.), our mission is simple: help you say what you’re thinking—without opening your mouth.

Our Story

It started with one basic truth: the world takes itself way too seriously. So we put the punch-lines on T-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts—then made sure the fabric felt as good as the comeback line.

What Makes Us Different
• Print-on-demand in the U.S. – Faster shipping, smaller carbon footprint, zero over-production.
• Shipping already included – No checkout drama or hidden fees.
• Small batch, big attitude – Limited runs keep the designs fresh and you original.
• Quality you can feel – Ringspun cotton, DTG prints that survive laundry day, and sizing that actually makes sense.

Our Values
1. Honesty – If it sucks, we fix it.
2. Humor – Life’s short; laugh loudly.
3. Customer respect – Emails answered in plain English (or plain sarcasm—your choice) within 24-48 h.
4. Transparency – Price includes shipping. Full stop.

Meet the (Very Small) Team
• Edson Gomes – Founder, professional eye-roller, and chief designer of comebacks.
• A handful of U.S. print partners who turn pixels into fabric.
• You – The walking billboard that makes the jokes land.

Join the Club

Follow us on Instagram @WitwearOfficial, drop your email below for early drops, or just wear one of our shirts and wait for the double-takes.

Witwear — No drama. Just sarcasm. Always shipping free.